smarticulate 

To articulate with knowledge. Communicating useful information in a clear, well defined manner.

So many bloggers fail to smarticulate useful knowledge.
Tech support was very smaticulate and helpful.
He smarticulated the instructions in a very clear and understandable way.

Smarticulation is very important when giving instructions.
He speaks in a very smarticulatory manner.

smarticulate by Corporal Al June 4, 2010

smarticular 

An object that is very smart.

That's a pretty smarticular device.

smarticular by Ehemlin85 June 23, 2008

sharticulate matter 

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

sharticulate matter by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

sharticulates 

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

sharticulates by angryEunuch February 6, 2009

spasticulate 

To gesture without intent to communicate

"He spasticulated all over the place, dribbling an' all...."

spasticulate by dilator September 9, 2009

slurticulate 

When you’re extremely intoxicated and you think you’re being articulate. But in reality, you’re slurring your words and not making any sense.

Speaking philosophically while drunk makes you slurticulate

slurticulate by ECD715 September 21, 2020

Smartulate

Anybody can speculate about anything, but people who have some background knowledge on a topic can at least smartulate.

As a carpenter with a bathtub in my house, I can speculate about what caused that dam to overflow; but I would prefer to hear someone who knows anything about dams, but wasn't at that dam, smartulate about what went wrong.

Smartulate by nothing exciting August 19, 2021