Shartianna

Beautifully gorgeous, always smiling, laughing and nice but if you make her mad just make sure you apologize (some maybe assassins) doesn't hold grudges and live life like everyday is her last. Loves nature & smokes herb like a chimney.

Jermaine- I wish I had a Shartianna!
Cole- Me too!

by YourElizabitch December 19, 2016

The Shartmann theory

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use

Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015

Sharianna

The name means intelligent.

Pronounced- ShaRianna
You do not want to mess with her. She's sweet and has patience but if you mess with her she'll become the biggest bitch ever.

Everybody wants to be friends with her.

Everybody thinks she is intelligent and beautiful.

Mother To Be - "Oh Amor, lets name our daughter Sharianna."
Father To Be-"Okay Amor"

Girl-"Yo Keneisha why you hatin on Sharianna"
Keneisha-" That Bitch is a mamatoto"
Girl-"But shes soo sweet"
Keneisha-"I know thats why I'm a hater"

by DRSV October 24, 2011

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

shartina

shartina is a doll that everyone in the world really likes to throw on school roofs. she is very very very slay and people call her satanic. Though she is the best girly pop in the universe. Shartina is also an important artifact to the shartina cults' lives. As she has helped them through very hard times. The story of shartina is a girl named tina in floptropica. But unfortunately she got sharted on. She is now our best friend.

person 1 - Hey did you hear mr mardell was crawling on the roof..?

person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.

Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.

by shartina June 15, 2023

Santianna

Always a pretty bitch twenty four seven and has a nice style

Damn you need to get a girl named santianna

by joseyfruit October 23, 2019

Shartonnay

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".

My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.

by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013