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Shartload 

not quite a shit load but more than a handfull. you know, a shartload.
Guy1: hello friend, would you like to go to the cinema tonight?
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow
Shartload by iridefattwins January 21, 2010
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Shartabate 

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.
I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.
Shartabate by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

Shartology 

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.
Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.

shartattack 

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.
Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.
shartattack by shartattack December 30, 2006

Sharamota 

I hate that son of a sharamota.
Sharamota by labwyyy October 4, 2009

shantalope 

A series of complex sexual acts often including cactus raping, penial insertion into rocks, burrow fisting, nigger, and cumming over birds faces.
I shantaloped the fuck out of that desert. The owl was fun to cum on.
shantalope by quandope October 17, 2003