shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

shart face by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET 

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"

Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

Face shart 

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

Face shart by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

shart-faced 

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.

Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.

shart-faced by Fred Poole December 2, 2010

shard face 

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

shard face by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010

Shark Face Gang 

The name of an upcoming rap group, started by macklemore. the idea being similiar to those like the taylor gang or young money.

Billy: yo dude, you hear dat new taylor gang rap man, incredibly dope.

Ted: i guess so, but that new Shark Face Gang stuff is mindblowing.

Shark Face Gang by Grey Power Ranger January 2, 2012

shark face 

The face a man makes before an orgasm, precedes o face.

"Oh honey I'm gonna cum... uuuuuggghhhh... uuuuhhh... i'm cumming... oh honey <makes shark face>, oh, here i cum... oh <makes o face>... "

shark face by listrifish February 17, 2007