shartè 

Shartè
Verb
When you shart, but in a fancy building

*in the white house*
Boy 1: Bro, I just shartèd.
Boy 2: omg, I shartèd too!

shartè by Kate2020katelynn March 25, 2022

sharte 

when people named aaron are wrong.

my little brother aaron is so fucking dumb. he sharted today.

sharte by ienjoysharte February 23, 2019

Sharte Blanche 

noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh

1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.

" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"

Sharte Blanche by turdmeister July 13, 2009

sharebait 

Any post on a social networking site (typically a puzzle, optical illusion, political question, inspirational story, etc.), that asks for the user to share it with friends on the site, with the supposed objective of getting as much exposure or attention as possible. Similar to the "you will die if you do not repost this comment x number of times" posts also seen frequently on social networks.

"Peggy, stop sharing every piece of sob-story sharebait you see on Facebook. It's fake and it's been circulating for years."

sharebait by Malithrax August 27, 2012

Shafter 

Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.

I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter

Shafter by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

Share Thinking 

This is when an individual doesn't research information that was found online but still 'shares' it on. They barely use their own brain in the process to at least try to find out if it is true. Said individuals just 'share' incorrect information and in the process forming an opinion from it. This information is nowadays 'shared' in the form of memes, random Facebook posts, or articles from fake sites etc.

Unknown Starter: 'Walt Disney is cryonically frozen' *Shares post* with caption (opinion) without finding out if this is true.
User A: Sees post, *Shares post* with caption based on the previous user's already incorrect opinion of incorrect information.

User B: Oh wow, I didn't know that!, *Shares post*
User C: *Shares post*
User D: *Shares post*
(This cycle usually continues on until a logical person that can think for themselves decides to research the information).

User E: Guys, this isn't really true, did anyone ever try to find this out? The guy isn't actually frozen. Why share this post if you're not going to find out for yourself if it's true? That's share thinking!

Share Thinking by BMyPleasure June 8, 2015

fart-&-share 

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.

Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).

fart-&-share by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015