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Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it
Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?
Fart Share by Moos September 1, 2019

share-fart 

Same as share fart
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

share fart 

A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...

to share a fart 

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.
I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

fartshark 

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.
"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"
fartshark by JasonDM April 16, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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