by Coop Dupe January 15, 2020
Get the Sharpee mug.The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
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The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
by Pitarz September 8, 2016
Get the Pencil and Sharpener theory mug.NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.
Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.
As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
by Duneedon September 4, 2019
Get the Alabama Sharpie mug.One of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is quiet at first, but once you get to know her, she is crazy and is a great person to talk to. She is cute, adorable, and sexy. She is a perakin with a delicate and warm heart. She cares for everyone but she just doesnt show it. If she does something wrong she apologises and she will really mean it. Her eyes will make you loose track of time. She is a great person and if you know one, you are lucky . She is a person you want to keep in your life FOREVER.She is a lucky person and everyone would fall for her. If your are friends with her don't ever let her go. Once shes gone,she may never come back.
Where is Sharleen
by Quing2000 July 4, 2018
Get the Sharleen mug.A request to someone to admit they are wrong.
In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
by hodags1966 September 6, 2019
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1. a governor of Mecca descended from Muhammad.
2. an Arab chief, prince, or ruler.
1. a governor of Mecca descended from Muhammad.
2. an Arab chief, prince, or ruler.
Shareef don't like it.
by Telash August 2, 2016
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