sharkfest
sharkfest by Wriggittywrekked November 26, 2021
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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Ash: I've caught them all haha!
Misty: Look over there. What's that?!
Ash: let's look at the pokedex.
Pokedex: Sharkeshia! A ghetto she bitch Pokemon. Known for her fierce right hand. Don't get too close!!
Misty: Look over there. What's that?!
Ash: let's look at the pokedex.
Pokedex: Sharkeshia! A ghetto she bitch Pokemon. Known for her fierce right hand. Don't get too close!!
sharkeshia by Cra let December 1, 2013
sharkiesha
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Sharkesha
"Don't make me bring Sharkesha into this," said Sky.
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not the sharpest tool in the shed
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
not the sharpest tool in the shed by Golan September 23, 2005
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