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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

shamefest 

A kind of perverse celebration held to acknowledge something a group of people have done shamefully wrong.
This New Year’s Eve our family has chosen to have a shamefest in lieu of a party since we all admittedly voted for Putin’s BItch.
shamefest by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

sharkeshia 

Ash: I've caught them all haha!

Misty: Look over there. What's that?!

Ash: let's look at the pokedex.

Pokedex: Sharkeshia! A ghetto she bitch Pokemon. Known for her fierce right hand. Don't get too close!!
sharkeshia by Cra let December 1, 2013

sharkiesha 

Raging ghetto black female with powerful force .
Ex . I will go sharkiesha on you if you touch me .
sharkiesha by No_Love_For_Thots November 28, 2013

Sharkesha 

1. Sky Williams alto-ego. Coming out when he is extreme angry.

2. An angry black women.
"Don't make me bring Sharkesha into this," said Sky.

"Oh shit! That bitch gonna go Sharkesha mode on yo' ass!"
Sharkesha by Moist Skiddy January 4, 2014

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.