Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Golan

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

Find the golden path between two different options.

You should groom yourself, but not be obssessed about it. You have to strike a happy medium.

To perform not as well as expected, to let down.

The team practised a lot before the game, 'cause they didn't want to let the side down.

To make a car door open backwards from the way it originally did.

Check out this cool hot rod. It has suicided doors.

suicide by Golan March 23, 2005

A TV network paying an actor not to go elsewhere while they are trying to locate a project to star him.

Kirsty got a wonderful holding deal from NBC.

holding deal by Golan March 17, 2005

-Where were you all this time?
-Some PC Plod arrested me for throwing a cigarette in the street.

PC Plod by Golan February 17, 2005

-How much does this purse cost?
-I don't know. A G-note of something.

G-note by Golan January 20, 2005