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shankroid 

any gross or disgusting growth on a penis or snatch that is unknown. the penis being the shank the growth being the roid.
after i fucked that retarded hatian hooker i have a shankroid on my cock, my wifes gonna kill me!
shankroid by flayven March 20, 2010

skankroid 

A female that sleeps with multiple men with STDS of any kind; drinks; smokes; nomadic; and plays everybody like an XBox 360.
Debbie slept with 5 different men in one night. And after she was done she pounded a 40' and smoked a fatty after she moved out of her house for the third time this week....what a SKANKROID!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she even tried to sleep with me O_o?!?! )
skankroid by The_Roaming_Jew April 25, 2008

syphillitic shenkroid

Syphillitic shenkroids,

His syphillitic shenkroids prevented him from having a more pleasurable sexual encounter with his partner.
His angus beefhole was sore from having sex after a outbreak of syphillitic shenkroids.
syphillitic shenkroid by Rage February 13, 2005

shameroids 

Hemorrhoids that someone is ashamed of having
Hey Garfield, guess what - I got shameroids!
shameroids by TAustin2017 November 18, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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