shalto

someone name shally wally who’s obsessed with someone named kento and put their names together and it resulted in “shalto”

“Yeah yeah kento we should name our kid shalto”
“who the hell are you”

shalto by rottenmilkcarton February 3, 2022

brit shalom 

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.

My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!

brit shalom by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020

Rusty Shallot 

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.

Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.

Rusty Shallot by The Rat Race May 28, 2018

Quite Shallow 

A Youtube Shitposter that creates videos on the video game Warframe. She is mute and must use a Text To Speech website to create videos for the daily scum to enjoy. Also, send her a Mag or die.

Jill: Hey dude have you heard of Quite Shallow before?
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.

Quite Shallow by SomeRandomOperator March 26, 2018

shalofolofolus 

The coolest dinosaur in the world

That shalofolofolus is fucking awesome.

shalofolofolus by shayyyyyyy September 7, 2009

Shalonda 

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.✨🌟✨

Shalonda is smart and pretty

Shalonda by Shalonda December 20, 2016

Shalomian 

When you get a black, Asian, Indian, and white to gang-bang you at the same time while you scream for help and the stripper cops join in and then at the "Happy ending" it is all squirted into you ass.

My friends pulled a Shalomian on me this weekend and i enjoyed it and now Im not able to sit down.

Shalomian by Urban Sex terms December 29, 2016