Shaltophobic

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.

"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."

by Siah McGee May 19, 2009

Stallophobic

One who is afraid or too embaressed to take a dump in a public stall, even though it is urgent.

Brittany and Fred are at a bar.

Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!

by thisbecrazy March 28, 2010

shitophobic

A severely intense fear of weird disgusting shit.

I am SHITOPHOBIC! Weird shit is disgusting! I saw guys eating shit and that disgusts me.

by Johnny The Hammer December 20, 2013

shaftophobia

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

by Spankter April 15, 2005

shatophobia

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.

My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.

by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008

shartophobia

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009