Shaltophobic 

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.

"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."

Shaltophobic by Siah McGee May 19, 2009

Stallophobic 

One who is afraid or too embaressed to take a dump in a public stall, even though it is urgent.

Brittany and Fred are at a bar.

Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!

Stallophobic by thisbecrazy March 28, 2010

shitophobic 

A severely intense fear of weird disgusting shit.

I am SHITOPHOBIC! Weird shit is disgusting! I saw guys eating shit and that disgusts me.

shitophobic by Johnny The Hammer December 20, 2013

shaftophobia 

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

shaftophobia by Spankter April 15, 2005

shatophobia 

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.

My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.

shatophobia by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008

shartophobia 

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

shartophobia by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005