salatte 

He's been smooth since the days of killing jews

person 1: Salatte is based
person 2: no he's jewish
person 1: shut the fuck up Salatte is based

salatte by SlaughterKids July 15, 2022

Snot Splatter 

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

Snot Splatter by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

face splatter 

It's when a male skeet a huge load over a females face

Amber couldn't see a damn thing after that awesome face splatter!

face splatter by Ldogg6700 September 29, 2013

splatter fart

synonomus to shart, a wet version of a long fart ending in swamp ass.

"I had such bad gass that I sharted. When I went to clean up I found I had splatter farted and had to toss the BVD's. Now I have swamp ass and need to shower."

splatter fart by Meierznutz September 8, 2004

Splatter Dong 

When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.

I splatter donged her so hard that the cum hit her face.

Splatter Dong by dancing jake94 December 11, 2007

Splatter Back Special 

The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.

I gave Becky the ole splatter back special last night.

Splatter Back Special by SplatterKing October 26, 2013