2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.
3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.
4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.
5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.
I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.
Shalamar is a great friend. She loves animals and will never give up on her dreams. She is "blessed" in many areas, but she is not slutty. She knows how to pick true friends. Her friends will always stand by her side and protect her. She has a beautiful personality that is found attractive by many. Lastly she doesn't like many of her facial features but everyone around thinks they are absolutely adorable.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!