peter's definitions

number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

by Peter December 9, 2008

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

Directional university

A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.

California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.

Job hunting with a degree from a directional university is mighty tough.

by Peter December 8, 2006

emo

the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..

man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately

by peter November 16, 2006

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter June 1, 2006

hamster

(verb): To walk on a health club's treadmill for a prolonged period in an attempt at losing weight. Less commonly it can refer to running on the treadmill or using an elliptical trainer. In most instances, a treadmill workout qualifies as hamstering if done at such a leisurely pace that one is unlikely to lose much weight or derive significant cardiovascular benefits.

Now that summer's approaching, your typical cardio bunny will hamster away in the gym, in the hope that she'll look good at the beach.

by Peter May 23, 2006

Intronet

The Internet, so-called because of its attraction to introverts.

I spent all weekend surfing the Intronet and not talking to a single person face to face.

by Peter May 2, 2006