peter's definitions

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter June 1, 2006

S&M

A live album performed by Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. One of the greatest shows in the history of rock.

S&M is my favorite live album.

by Peter September 8, 2003

Intronet

The Internet, so-called because of its attraction to introverts.

I spent all weekend surfing the Intronet and not talking to a single person face to face.

by Peter May 2, 2006

shabambastic

A word invented to describe just how beautiful Katelyn is, because there were no other words.

Katelyn is so shabambastic that she gives me an uncontrollable wild boner.

by peter July 23, 2004