Shlambag
Shlambag by Olivet1312 May 14, 2008
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Slambag
slam bag (n) - a female ho or a slut one that has spent a specific amount of her days laying on her back getting slammed.
see also. Cumdumpster
see also. Cumdumpster
Slambag by The Sturgis October 23, 2005
Related Words
Shlambag • Shambagala • Shambag • Shambagla • SHAMBAG™ • Shlabbagah • Shlamagammogaga • shlamagoo • shlambasted
SHAMBAG™
A dusty, beat up plastic bowl filled with popped pimples and zits. Horse semen and leprechaun pubes is then added to all the particles in the bowl, and then it gets blended. When the blending is done, you have now created the mixture, SHAM™. It is then poured into a zip-lock bag that has holes punched in it. You place the SHAMBAG™ inside someone's pillowcase, so when they go to sleep, the SHAM slowly oozes out onto their face.
Shlabbagah
SHLABBAGAH - Noun+Verb
this is a difficult word to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is "eternal," or other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Shlabbagah, its seems that all of the above examples cannot even withstand the magnitude of Shlabbagah.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Shlabbagah cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Shlabbagah is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend Shlabbagah have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a state of insanity and/or catatonia. Quantum physicists report that this "Shlabbagah", is Everything and Nothing. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Shlabbagah is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Shlabbagah resonates within every layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Shlabbagah is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Shlabbagah have failed.
Shlabbagah. Nothing else can describe it.
this is a difficult word to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is "eternal," or other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Shlabbagah, its seems that all of the above examples cannot even withstand the magnitude of Shlabbagah.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Shlabbagah cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Shlabbagah is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend Shlabbagah have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a state of insanity and/or catatonia. Quantum physicists report that this "Shlabbagah", is Everything and Nothing. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Shlabbagah is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Shlabbagah resonates within every layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Shlabbagah is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Shlabbagah have failed.
Shlabbagah. Nothing else can describe it.
The quick brown shlabbagah jumps over the shlabbagah dog.
Person 1: Dude, what is that smell?
Person 2: Shlabbagah
Person 1: Dude, what is that smell?
Person 2: Shlabbagah
Shlabbagah by kiyoshikc December 29, 2009
Shambag
Is a slang word, used mainly in Ireland to describe a person who tries to be, and acts like a chav or its Irish counterpart - knacker.
They spend most of their time "hanging" around in groups acting "hard", desperately trying to get attention from a particularily classy breed of girl (or guy).
Often Shambags come from well off backgrounds and are very wealthy indeed, some even attending private schools! They desperately try to con everybody into thinking they are chavs so to appear tough, usually driven by low self-esteem.
They wear Burberry hats, Lacoste or Fred Perry tops (preferably striped horizontally), traksuit bottoms (often white) and white shoes with the laces tucked in the side and the tongue puled out over the end of the trouser leg
the word shambag comes from "sham" as in to con and "scumbag" - the look these people are trying to achieve
The Shambag race is growing rapidly and needs to be stopped, lets just hope they die out in a bloody war with the Emo
They spend most of their time "hanging" around in groups acting "hard", desperately trying to get attention from a particularily classy breed of girl (or guy).
Often Shambags come from well off backgrounds and are very wealthy indeed, some even attending private schools! They desperately try to con everybody into thinking they are chavs so to appear tough, usually driven by low self-esteem.
They wear Burberry hats, Lacoste or Fred Perry tops (preferably striped horizontally), traksuit bottoms (often white) and white shoes with the laces tucked in the side and the tongue puled out over the end of the trouser leg
the word shambag comes from "sham" as in to con and "scumbag" - the look these people are trying to achieve
The Shambag race is growing rapidly and needs to be stopped, lets just hope they die out in a bloody war with the Emo
shlambasted
When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.
"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"
shlambasted by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008