Shakeys 

Breasts (also known as tits)

"I need to get a brand new bra for my shakeys!" :B

Shakeys by TP March 2, 2004

Garbage Shakes 

Yummy frothy milkshakes containing donuts, pies, candy bars, fudge and other soy/high fructose corn syrup products to be consumed for celebratory purposes.

Sam: "We're having garbage shakes tonight for my birthday."
Jake: "I'll grab some brownies for the shake!"

Garbage Shakes by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 6, 2021

Shakey Cheese

Another name for store-bought Parmesan cheese that comes in a plastic cylindrical container, commonly used as topping on spaghetti dishes.

Can you pass the shakey cheese?

Shakey Cheese by coolarmydude March 16, 2017

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespearience 

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

Shakespearience by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakes the clown 

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

Shakes the clown by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

dicky dicky go shakey shakey 

When a guy has his dick out and shakes it around. Also see meatspin.

Dave got drunk and made his dicky dicky go shakey shakey.

dicky dicky go shakey shakey by meowlnir June 30, 2016