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Garbage Shakes
Yummy frothy milkshakes containing donuts, pies, candy bars, fudge and other soy/high fructose corn syrup products to be consumed for celebratory purposes.
Sam: "We're having garbage shakes tonight for my birthday."
Jake: "I'll grab some brownies for the shake!"
Jake: "I'll grab some brownies for the shake!"
Garbage Shakes by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 6, 2021
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Shakey Cheese
Another name for store-bought Parmesan cheese that comes in a plastic cylindrical container, commonly used as topping on spaghetti dishes.
Shakey Cheese by coolarmydude March 16, 2017
Shakespeare
Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016
Shakespearience
A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.
Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?
Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...
Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...
Shakespearience by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008
Shakes the clown
An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
Shakes the clown by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
dicky dicky go shakey shakey
dicky dicky go shakey shakey by meowlnir June 30, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.