shake rape

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.

(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.

by matttatts September 5, 2011

shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

rape shake

a. going to a party and going beyonce on someone
b. dancing really sexy on someone so they will want to rape you

I totally rape shaked on that hot guy at the party last night.
OR
Please rape shake me hot stuff..i need some.

by rapeshakerallday May 2, 2010

Rape shake

1.To rape your friends facebook wall so that all they see is your comments
2. to incessantly annoy your friends on facebook to the point where they would much rather deactivate their facebook than read your comments

I rape shaked kaila's wall last night, and no one can beat me.
or

Last night Edye rape shaked my wall and i think I have had enough.

by rapeshakerallday May 3, 2010