shake and wake 

when a male is woken up by receiving a gentle handjob on his morning wood. quite possibly the best way to wake up ever.

just shake and wake your way to the best day ever!

shake and wake by loppearedbunnie September 5, 2011

wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

wake and shake by whitebolo April 16, 2005

wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

wake and shake by eggz09 March 4, 2012

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.

Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.

Wake and Shake by NomNomNomSpeed June 26, 2009

wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.

I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.

wake and shake by What U. Waant courtesy of Thin Dick August 12, 2003

Wake and Shake

The compelling need to get off after awaking.
Also known as the Nap and Slap.

The young woman, Britt, demanded that Dale be on MSN when she awoke so she could Wake and Shake, although she knew she secretly wanted to ask Ava to assist in her Nap and Slap.

Wake and Shake by NotAva0a June 8, 2010

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up in the morning and immediately beginning to masturbate.

I woke up this morning feeling really horny, so I did a quick wake and shake.

Wake and Shake by Cambriass January 10, 2011