Definitions by loppearedbunnie
shake and wake
when a male is woken up by receiving a gentle handjob on his morning wood. quite possibly the best way to wake up ever.
shake and wake by loppearedbunnie September 5, 2011
...and that's when i saw the blood...
a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.
cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...
lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?
cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...
lila: *facepalm*
lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?
cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...
lila: *facepalm*
...and that's when i saw the blood... by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010