To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)

Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!

Charlie Sheened by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011

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Sheened

To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.

"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."

Sheened by Sharlie Cheen April 10, 2009

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sadeer shaheed

"local pussyfooter
i am goose sex"

regina cells said it here folks, SADEER SHAHEED 100!!!

sadeer shaheed by psycho_hosebeast October 24, 2020

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Shaheen

The roots are derived from Persian ancestry, a highly ancient name meaning "Falcon". Some would say Shaheen also means "God Of All Falcons" or just "God" at times, it really depends on the use.

I saw the Shaheen soar overhead with such grace & pride, his schlong trailed behind, it was magnificent.

Shaheen by OdinIsLord January 31, 2009

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Shahned

Having a physique of god-like appearance. More specifically used to describe huge-biceps. Also known as pythons, or guns. Someone who attends the gym frequently enough to achieve humanly unrealistic results.

That guy over there looks shahned. I want to have a body like his someday. I bet he gets all the ladies.

Shahned by wizeguy21 August 19, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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