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Shugmeister 

A shugmeister is a sexual deviant that roams brothels and gives the girls a run for there money, a shugmeister tends to suggest weird sex positions and will often starve himself of oxygen during serious muff diving competitions.

A shugmeister usually carries around sexual instruments even in normal situations where it can be quite antisocial.
Here comes the shugmeister, watch out for the pussy snorkel!
Shugmeister by LaaMok September 26, 2009
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Swagmeister 

One's ability to have way too much swag.
2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!

1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!
Swagmeister by Jayboyee March 2, 2011

slutmeister 

1. A master slut.

2. A slut who takes her profession of being a
slut seriously. She will act out any and all of a man's
most twisted sexual desire's with a level of mastery and
whorish professionalism second to none.
"This broad blew eight guys at the party last night! Everyone of them dumped their load down her throat too. And, she didn't miss a drop. What a slutmeister"!

swigmeister 

one of the hottest and most successfull players in runescape. Also a member of teamspeak with friends like overkill and mr tsr to keep him company. On mayhem maker forums he is known as the parkour crazy dancer guy
omg its swigmeister. *does dance emote in runescape*

are you the parkour guy? yea man its swigmeister
swigmeister by andrew mcswiggan November 11, 2006

Shitmeister 

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010

studmeister

Roman Heart is a major studmeister. What a hunk of manly goodness!
studmeister by Chakra November 9, 2006

shagmeister 

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..
I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.
shagmeister by Robin January 5, 2005
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