"My landlord hasn't returned my deposit and I moved out 2 months ago" "Dude, that is shadmin for sure"
"You didn't tell people where your birthday party was going to be and now everyone is confused af" "Oh boy, apologies for my shadmin"
Shadamones/shadamone. A person who's soo shady, they emit shady pheromones as well. These pheromones are called shadamones, and rather than triggering a sexual response, they trigger suspicion in people who come into contact with them. Transmitting shadomones is not a good thing because unlike a good liar, you can't hide, over shadow, or explain them. Those who smell your shadamones will know right away you are shady on a whole different level, and avoid you from the get go.
:I could sense his shadamones before he I even said hello"
"His shadamones are soo strong, I can feel them a mile away"
2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.
3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.
4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.
5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor