SharkJob

A blowjob where every part of your body is underwater except the dick

Man, Cindy gave me a sharkjob at the swim up bar during the company retreat.

by jjjjjjjjjjoe November 29, 2020

Sharkjob

Noun.

1. A blowjob that feels like it’s all teeth.
2. When you receive a blowjob from your girlfriend while they are wearing a shark snuggie.

1. “Damn, Bitch, stop biting it! What is this, a Sharkjob?”
2. “You know that shark snuggie I got for Tracey last month? Last night, man, she surprised me with a sharkjob for Shark Week.”

by Jssj November 25, 2023

Sharktober

Sharktober is the month of October when there is an unusually high amount of great white sharks cruising the surf lineups of the west coast USA.

Dude, I just got cruised by whitey. It must be Sharktober!

by Princess Pony Pants November 30, 2011

shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

by Allen A. September 26, 2007

shackjob

a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general.

Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.

Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader

by matthew bates September 11, 2005

shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.

Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"

by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017