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A blowjob where every part of your body is underwater except the dick

Man, Cindy gave me a sharkjob at the swim up bar during the company retreat.

SharkJob by jjjjjjjjjjoe November 29, 2020

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Sharkjob

Noun.

1. A blowjob that feels like it’s all teeth.
2. When you receive a blowjob from your girlfriend while they are wearing a shark snuggie.

1. “Damn, Bitch, stop biting it! What is this, a Sharkjob?”
2. “You know that shark snuggie I got for Tracey last month? Last night, man, she surprised me with a sharkjob for Shark Week.”

Sharkjob by Jssj November 25, 2023

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Sharktober

Sharktober is the month of October when there is an unusually high amount of great white sharks cruising the surf lineups of the west coast USA.

Dude, I just got cruised by whitey. It must be Sharktober!

Sharktober by Princess Pony Pants November 30, 2011

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shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

shankjob by Allen A. September 26, 2007

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shackjob

a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general.

Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.

Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader

shackjob by matthew bates September 11, 2005

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shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.

Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"

shark job by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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