Shabbos

n. Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. On this day, one apparently does not work, get in a car, fucking ride in a car, pick up the phone, turn on the oven, or partake in the game of bowling, among other things.

"I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!" --Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

Shabbos by Carl Willis July 20, 2006

shabbos buddy 

Some who you hang out with on SHABBOS. Usually they have to live in your neighborhood and go to your shul. So you can be all relig together.

She won't be my Shabbos buddy because I asked her to call me on Saturday.

shabbos buddy by Shabbos Buddy October 25, 2009

Shabbos Walk 

When one person feels the need to show affection to another person by taking a walk with them during Shabbat. *the Jewish version of “Netflix and chill”* Usually involves touching one another.

Elanit went with Jeramiah on a Shabbos walk, and Elanit enjoyed it a little bit too much. After they

Shabbos Walk by Pewdiepie:) May 23, 2018

Shabbos migration 

The natural act of moving one’s tuchus from the dining table to the couch following a very hefty and blessed Shabbat meal.

Betzalel was ready for board games after Friday night dinner until the food coma hit and he had to make the Shabbos migration.

Shabbos migration by yehudiaf March 7, 2022

Shabbos cereal

A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.

Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.

Shabbos cereal by D-Train312 June 29, 2023

shabbos goy 

A shill for the genocidal Jewish apartheid regime Israel.

George Galloway Brutally FACT-CHECKS Piers 'Shabbos Goy' Morgan On ISRAEL-PALESTINE!

shabbos goy by Web Dude July 15, 2024

Shabbos Boy

A shabbos goy that is your buddy. He turns on the lights then dabs you up like a homie.

Chadha is my Shabbos Boy

Shabbos Boy by Mendel Mendelson December 28, 2025