Seymon

An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.

Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?

Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.

by Scriptures October 20, 2018

Seymone

Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.

If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.

by JessieC753 March 5, 2015

seymone

a dude with a strong ass forehead but fat booty and tits

god damn she got a big forehead she must be a seymone

by the daddy of all fish January 17, 2020

seymon

someone who is a vagina and a dick. They also need viagra.

That is a seymon.

He seymoned for me

by bitchdieplease March 30, 2017

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017