Seymon 

An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.

Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?

Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.

Seymon by Scriptures October 20, 2018

seymon 

someone who is a vagina and a dick. They also need viagra.

That is a seymon.

He seymoned for me

seymon by bitchdieplease March 30, 2017

seymon bat 

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

seymon bat by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.

Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.

seymour high school by WeDemBoiiis May 19, 2016

Symone 

Symone is one of the best people you can find. She short loving and hilarious. Symone loves attention good and having her shit together Symone gets aggravated if stuff doesn't go her way but that's only because Symone is a Princess. Symone is quick to check anybody by any means necessary but Symone will a good bestfriend girlfriend or wife

Symone is a badddd bihh.
Keep talking shit Symone gone catch you.
Symone got a big butt
Where can I get a girl like Symone

Symone by TwinkleToesForTheHoes March 1, 2017

Seymone 

Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.

If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.

Seymone by JessieC753 March 5, 2015