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szymon...short for Semen. He is funny and can never be serious. Loves to be random..and mostly RANDOM! very good friends if you get to know Szymon...he can be your best friend and sometimes stuck in the friend zone. But you better fall in love with Szymon cause he might be the only one. Warning...he can be mad over nothing and he can bite!! :D
by bubbbaaa December 02, 2013
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Nice kid he likes to masturbate. He is hilarious and is very good in bed. Trust me I know. Once you meet him you will like him ;)
Girl 1: omg it's Szymon

Girl 2: omg i want him to cum inside me
by Lil Kayzee October 29, 2018
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