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sextanting 

When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.
Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes!

Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant*

Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?!

Girl: .....
sextanting by rvanorth September 12, 2013
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Sextating 

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."
We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.
Sextating by tinadonn September 26, 2012

Sextexting

When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.
"Me and Josh were sextexting for so long last night. It made me so horny."
Sextexting by Meredith T. December 24, 2008

sextexting

when your having sex and texting at the same time but your partner doesnt know you're texting because your THAT good at it.
I was sextexting my friend because the guy i was hookin up with was boring me.
sextexting by ViXenNY November 6, 2009

sextating 

Verb

Having sex while cooking and or eating a potato
I had fun sextating with you last night, the potatoes were great.
sextating by P0T@T0 September 22, 2009

Sexbaiting 

It's like guilt tripping, but with sex
You manage to guilt trip the target to give you free sex
"WAHH, I NEED TO SUCK ON TITTIES OR I DIE, PLEASE LET ME ON BIG FAT TITTIES IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DIE" or another example
"Please let me have sex, my mom died in a car crash..." the second one is more accurate to sexbaiting
Sexbaiting by Unfunnyman98 April 21, 2025
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