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sextexting

when your having sex and texting at the same time but your partner doesnt know you're texting because your THAT good at it.
I was sextexting my friend because the guy i was hookin up with was boring me.
sextexting by ViXenNY November 6, 2009

sleptexting 

After clubbing all weekend, I found myself sleptexting everyone I know with gibberish and not remembering it.
sleptexting by editorjeff July 8, 2010

Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Sextating 

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."
We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.
Sextating by tinadonn September 26, 2012

Serexting 

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.
-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.
Serexting by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

Shtexting 

Texting while taking a dump!
John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!
Shtexting by Afcancelt October 4, 2011
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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