sextalk
sextalk by wazzzapppp December 2, 2021
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sex talk • sedtalking • Sextake • sextal • sextalian • HBO sex talk • post-sextal • Real sex talk with Sue • sex tank • Sex Walk
post-sextal
The calm feeling one experiences after an amazing orgasm.
Derived from the medical term, post-ictal which is defined as the period that the brain recovers from the trauma of the seizure.
Derived from the medical term, post-ictal which is defined as the period that the brain recovers from the trauma of the seizure.
post-sextal by ding dong01 June 24, 2009
sextalian
sextalian by janedo_buba April 4, 2009
HBO sex talk
When kids learn about sex by stumbling onto a porno, could be either a late night TV movie or finding something on the Internet
John never got a "birds and the bees" talk from his parents, he learned everything he knows about sex from the HBO sex talk.
HBO sex talk by Charlie043985 April 18, 2011
sex talk
A talk usually given by your parents during the teenage years about sex. It's often extremely embarrasing, uncomfortable, and random. Topics covered are, STD's, responsiblity, and protection.
sex talk by poopy head August 8, 2005
Sextake
A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.
Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).
The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."
Like a mistake you made in sex!
Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).
The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."
Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."
A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."
The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.
Possibly pregnancy.
A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."
The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.
Possibly pregnancy.
Sextake by Rainy_Dayz September 28, 2009
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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