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any words expressed while in the act of intercourse that display emotions and may not otherwise be said under different circumstances.
woman: "Don't you remember? You said you loved me and you wanted to marry me last night!"
man: "Girl, don't you know that was just sex talk."
sex talk by Teri October 19, 2005

post-sextal 

The calm feeling one experiences after an amazing orgasm.

Derived from the medical term, post-ictal which is defined as the period that the brain recovers from the trauma of the seizure.
I was so post-sextal after Lisa blew me in the car that I almost swerved off the road.
post-sextal by ding dong01 June 24, 2009
Girl: Man, that boy is a sextalian
sextalian by janedo_buba April 4, 2009

HBO sex talk 

When kids learn about sex by stumbling onto a porno, could be either a late night TV movie or finding something on the Internet
John never got a "birds and the bees" talk from his parents, he learned everything he knows about sex from the HBO sex talk.
HBO sex talk by Charlie043985 April 18, 2011
A talk usually given by your parents during the teenage years about sex. It's often extremely embarrasing, uncomfortable, and random. Topics covered are, STD's, responsiblity, and protection.
Mother:I think it's time I gave you the sex talk.
sex talk by poopy head August 8, 2005
A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.

Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).

The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."

Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."

A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."

The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.

Possibly pregnancy.
Sextake by Rainy_Dayz September 28, 2009