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post-sexual 

1. adj. referring to a later, sexually inactive stage of life, esp. after having children.

2. adj., given to sexual fantasy with no thought of physical sexual activity.

3. n., a formerly sexually active person.
1. "I've been post-sexual ever since Dougie left for college"

2. "Dude, you are really staring at that chick.", "Yeah, I'm having a post-sexual moment."

3. Hotel clerk: "A room with one king or two queen beds?", "Two queens; we're post-sexuals."
post-sexual by blackcat99 July 25, 2010

post-sexual fugue

The act of fleeing the scene of a negative sexual encounter. Marked by a strong aversion to having contact or communication with the other sexual party. In extreme cases even being in the same vicinity is too much to bear. Often occuring after cum horror. Often leads to shame shower.
Yeah, we had sex. But I had an episode of post-sexual fugue. I snuck out, got in my car, and drove-off like a mad man with a sigh of relief.

post-sexual 

Someone who doesn't define themselves according to the genders of the people they're attracted to.
"Is she straight, a lesbian, bisexual, or asexual?"
"None, she's post-sexual. She's into human beings."

Postsexual 

Having sexual attraction only affiliated towards Jordan J. Post.
Im really loving the way jordan post eats that sandwich, i feel very postsexual.
Postsexual by Chrissss pissss November 29, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026