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A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.

Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).

The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."

Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."

A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."

The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.

Possibly pregnancy.
Sextake by Rainy_Dayz September 28, 2009
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an affectionate term for one's lover, or an extremely sexy cake. can be used in a multitude of situations including greetings, saying goodbye etc.
"hey sexcake, hows you love?"
"oi oi, sexcake. wanna slice?"
"i baked a right sexcake the other day"
sexcake by mreow July 5, 2009
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When a woman in a relationship dictates to her lover by using the reward/threat of sexuall intercourse.
1. My girlfriend sextates to me by giving me handys in the JC Pennys parking lot in order to get me to carry her bags when she wants to go shoping.
2. My girlfiend has big tits, so i do whatever she says.
Sextate by cool hand lucas July 20, 2010

sextape celebrity 

Anyone who becomes famous through an "accidental" spread of their private sex tape.
"Man, she doesn't deserve her fame. She's just a sextape celebrity."
See Kim Kardashian.
sextape celebrity by Tonimiko October 6, 2013
(n.) - a series of brief depictions of sexual intercourse set to a jaunty 80s tune, summarizing a longer series of sexual events or escapades, normally shortened in order to coordinate well within the time constraints of the modern motion pictures.
John- "Oh, did you catch that awesome Glen Close sextage in her new movie, The Iron Lady?"
Bob- "Indubitably. Quite the sextage, if you know what I mean."
John- "I do indeed, sir. I do indeed."
sextage by The Guys000001 May 30, 2012

Sexcakes 

Reference/ideology to the point in a relationship at which the individuals are comfortable enough with each other to wake up in bed fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, with absolutely no care or insecurities present. It is at this point that one will suggest to the other that pancakes are in order. Breakfast -always featuring pancakes- in bed followed by "I'm content and full" sex then commences. Hence: Sexcakes. Only possible in the most content and pleasant of relationships.
Having woken up in bed, fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, the content couple have a little bit of snuggle sex, decide to make pancakes, bring them back to bed, eat, and get back to some more happy sex. Sexcakes mornings are the best, they both agree.
Sexcakes by sexcakes September 28, 2011
The act of having mashed potatoes smeared on your body during sex.
Billy is addicted to having sextaters with his sister.
Sextaters by theOzee May 13, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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