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n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."
Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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Sexregation 

When boys and girls or men and women are split up and have to sit or interact with the same sex only.
The teacher uses sexregation to decide where to seat the students.
Sexregation by BOHNBOMB September 29, 2010
Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.
sexret by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011

sexretive 

a person very sexual; tease; charming and seductive but not vocal.
person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.
sexretive by abdsea February 16, 2009
Someone that is at the highest level of the king of sex. Or also can be used as a term for horrible sex offender. Spell it backwards.
"He sure is a Sexrex with this thing."
"What a Sexrex!"
"Your friend is such a Sexrex."
Sexrex by Dragónverde September 24, 2018
A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
sexretary by Coach P July 13, 2006