A competition wherein two consenting individuals engage in sexual congress under previously established rules. Both individuals engage in intercourse while trying to avoid breaking the rules and the first person to break the rules must withstand the victors bragging rights and victory dance.
Jim: "Dude what the hell were you doing last night?"
Tim: "Me a Claire had a awesome sexpetition last night, where the first person to make a noise lost, I got pawned when I shouted out my moms name on accident."
Jim: "You're such a fucktoid!"
Tim: "Word."
Tim: "Me a Claire had a awesome sexpetition last night, where the first person to make a noise lost, I got pawned when I shouted out my moms name on accident."
Jim: "You're such a fucktoid!"
Tim: "Word."
by William747 October 5, 2007
Get the sexpetition mug.The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
by Talmanes November 17, 2005
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To expect the act of sex. Can be used whenever you expect it. Can be used as sexpect, sexpecting, or sexpected.
1. Chad went out the door with high sexpectations for his 3rd date.
2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
by Darthcheezeburger August 18, 2015
Get the Sexpectation mug.1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.
2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.
by pinkyandthebrain725 March 4, 2011
Get the Sexpeditiously mug.The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
by ilovemeninkilts December 3, 2011
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most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
by sf chica July 9, 2005
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"He's got a nice ride, I'm about to ask him for a sexpedition"
"He's got a nice ride, I'm about to ask him for a sexpedition"
by amandagfunk September 5, 2007
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