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sortition 

The feeling of being prevented for doing what one is fated, or intended, to do.
As the real estate agent planted a "SOLD" sign in the yard, Miguel felt himself overcome by a wave of sortition.
sortition by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

Sextation 

Sextation is a travel experience, such as a vacation, where the primary recreational activity happens to be engaging in sex with your significant other. It can also be used when there isn't an official vacation, but one is staying at home. Similar to a stay-cation, you don't need to leave home to enjoy the many benefits. It usually implies that the sex is extended, over a day or more, like a vacation, but a sextation.
Oh my God, my new BF is so hot! We didn't leave his house for three days - it was like a total sextation -three nights, and four days. All inclusive. I need a vacation!
Sextation by Funny Moms May 16, 2016
incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority
A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)
sedition by Anonymous June 20, 2003

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.
Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.
What Trump do.
Pence: "Brah, we lost 2020, yo!"
Trump: "Yeah, but if we didn't, though."
Graham: "Flipity, Flopity, Flu"
Darth Trump: "It's Sedition, then."
Sedition by El Jquan2 January 6, 2021

septillion 

10 followed by 24 zeroes in America, and 42 in Great Britain. Okay, you're basically swapping the zeroes around.
Guy 1: Holy shit! I got a septillion dollars! I'm a septillionaire!
Guy 2: Whoa dude! That's almost like infinity! Build me a Megameter skyscraper!
septillion by Yottatron April 24, 2016