sexmata

the marks left on the body, generally on the back, after a vigorous and exciting session of sex.

man 1: I got lucky with that redhead from the club last night.

man 2: That's a lie! There's no freaking way! She was way too hot.

man 1: Oh, yeah? Check out my sexmata!

sexmata by tiggerus December 1, 2009

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sexmatron

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.

You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.

sexmatron by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015

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sexmata • Sematary • sexmate • sexmatron • sexratary • sexamatary • Sexatarded • sexatary • Sexbätäng • Sexmatic

sematary

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.

-Babe stop listening to sematary.

-haughhhhh

sematary by Fel5 November 19, 2021

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Sematary

Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound

Why is he so greasy?
It is because he is doing a Sematary cosplay.

Sematary by nakedmoleratlover February 7, 2022