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sexrot
sexrot by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
sexotheque
sexotheque by MCG313 August 30, 2014
sexist drive-by
When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."
sexist drive-by by fatuousbacon May 10, 2017
Subway sexists
Subway sexists is so holy
I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes
I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes
Subway sexists by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021
SEXITECTURE
1. design as it relates to human scale.
2. a coffee table book that depicts the female body graced by architecturally inspired furniture.
3. a company working to create a venue for a future generation of artists and designers to showcase achievements in their field.
4. a term used to describe careful attention to occupancy issues and human proportional research in the field of architecture and design.
2. a coffee table book that depicts the female body graced by architecturally inspired furniture.
3. a company working to create a venue for a future generation of artists and designers to showcase achievements in their field.
4. a term used to describe careful attention to occupancy issues and human proportional research in the field of architecture and design.
1. "Architects of the mid-century modern era practiced SEXITECTURE by studying propotional relationships of the human body, and applying their findings to their furniture designs."
2. "My coffee table looks nicer ever since I received my SEXITECTURE book."
3. "Get noticed wearing a SEXITECTURE t-shirt from www.sexitecture.com."
4. "SEXITECTURE is changing the way you think about chairs."
2. "My coffee table looks nicer ever since I received my SEXITECTURE book."
3. "Get noticed wearing a SEXITECTURE t-shirt from www.sexitecture.com."
4. "SEXITECTURE is changing the way you think about chairs."
SEXITECTURE by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe March 5, 2004
sexite
(v) The process of getting a man really sexually excited. This action is generally performed by a really saucy girl who fancies doing this to her man.
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