sexite

(v) The process of getting a man really sexually excited. This action is generally performed by a really saucy girl who fancies doing this to her man.

"Oh my god, AD, I can't wait to sexite you tonight"

sexite by anksd January 14, 2010

Grammar Anti-Semite 

Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.

Person: And they're were no survivors!
Grammer Nazi: *there
Grammar Anti-Semite: *twitch*

Grammar Anti-Semite by Ponky Poo July 28, 2011

sexiverse 

The universe of sex, made popular by the Twilight fanfiction "If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh" by carmeliagunn.

Emmett complained that the sexiverse was out of balance after Rosalie declared a vow of chastity before their wedding.

sexiverse by The Lion And The Lamb July 27, 2009

Semite Lushes

The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.

Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck

Semite Lushes by Suns_Out April 20, 2013

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

sexile 

To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.

sexile by Oprah February 25, 2003

SEXITECTURE 

1. design as it relates to human scale.
2. a coffee table book that depicts the female body graced by architecturally inspired furniture.
3. a company working to create a venue for a future generation of artists and designers to showcase achievements in their field.
4. a term used to describe careful attention to occupancy issues and human proportional research in the field of architecture and design.

1. "Architects of the mid-century modern era practiced SEXITECTURE by studying propotional relationships of the human body, and applying their findings to their furniture designs."
2. "My coffee table looks nicer ever since I received my SEXITECTURE book."
3. "Get noticed wearing a SEXITECTURE t-shirt from www.sexitecture.com."
4. "SEXITECTURE is changing the way you think about chairs."

SEXITECTURE by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe March 5, 2004