sexio

a form of ambush / beating usually not serious and mostly done by friends on eachother .
they usually last a short time unless a theif or a lawi is found.

Tip: to avoid malice , just nab one guy...the smallest and also start on him.

guy: if you fart and sneeze at the same time.....does your body take a screenshot?

bros: (silence) ….But ah ah you've BAA. Nada nada SEXIO.

sexio by signature AP May 15, 2020

Sexio

With the appeal of Sergio Garcia toward the female population, "Sexio" is an appropriate nickname for this youthful Spaniard. Called out to him during the final round of the 2009 US Open at Bethpage Black in Farmingdale, NY, "Sexio" describes the way many lady golf fans feel toward this superstar.

Being two-over and six off the lead at the US Open, realizing he had no chance at victory, the adoring fan called out, "You're still a winner in my book, Sexio!"

Sexio by Eleven X 2 June 23, 2009

Sexio

Sort of like Rufio from the movie Hook, but sexier. Known for charm with the ladies and rugby slut pulling ability, this attractive man is the cock of the walk. Literally.

Sexio!
Sexio!
Sex.... e... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sexio by JK February 15, 2005

Senioritis

A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.

symptoms include:
- laziness

- lack of motivation

- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)

- feeling of hopelessness

- thoughts of giving up

- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not

- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything

- panic feeling

The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.

teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm

senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis

Senioritis by Mrs. Hemmings November 29, 2015

Serious as a beaver 

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Senior Swell 

Lifting weights all the time during your high school senior year because you want to get ripped before going off to college

Stuart: "Hey man wanna come lift after school? I need to get big"

Andrew: "SENIOR SWELL"

Senior Swell by anwimasm April 8, 2012

Serious drooling 

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.

We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!

Serious drooling by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016