Sexcursion

When two (or more) people take a short vacation soley for the purpose of getting away from their children, friends, or relatives in order to have private time for sex.

Shawn's parents are on a sexcursion, we should have a party!

Sexcursion by Devo August 26, 2005

sexcursion

When two (or more) people take time out of their day to fuck in a public place. Or when said people ignore commitments in order to get some action.

Hunter and Gabby had a sexcursion at the local Barnes and Noble; It got very spicy, much like the food you would find in Honduras.

sexcursion by BigDaddy1111111111111111111111 December 10, 2013

Version excursion 

In IT when management cannot get anything done because they are unable to decide between the current version of software, and the promised "next version".

Mike wasted 3 days on a version excursion, while the rest of us played Online Bingo

Version excursion by Luc May 12, 2004

sexcisions

Decisions, of a sexual nature. Can be negative or positive.

"Tina, put down the jäger and make good sexcisions tonight, ok?"

sexcisions by RitaManeata August 5, 2015

criticality excursion 

A massive bowel movement; at least a double-flusher.

I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap.

criticality excursion by The Sim April 11, 2011

Seven Bird Excursion 

The Birds is based on the idea of having wingmen (preferably multiple, but not 7 that's way too much). The wingmen strategy can take up to a month, as both wingmen must befriend the target and then subliminally enter your name into the conversation. Target then says what they feel about you (most people say negative things). That's where the wingman patches things up. That's the beginning. Seven Birds follows seven months, you'd get to a first date type situation around month two.

Tomás:"yo, if you really want Charlotte, you should try the seven bird excursion"
Me:"who will be my wingman though?"

Seven Bird Excursion by FubbaYouCubba February 16, 2015

Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.

While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.

Sexclusion by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008