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The amount of sex one has in seconds.

"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."

sexconds by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008

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Sexconds

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.

Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!

Sexconds by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014

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seconds per frame

seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming

Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.

seconds per frame by dragonbgn January 21, 2021

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secondsary

A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.

Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.

secondsary by donandmarie November 8, 2009

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Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds by Fucious March 12, 2015

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Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

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12 seconds

The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.

If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.

12 seconds by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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