sexconds

The amount of sex one has in seconds.

"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."

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Sexconds

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.

Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!

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seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming

Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.

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A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.

Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.

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When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

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When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

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The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.

If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.

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