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Sexconds 

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.
Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!
Sexconds by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014

seconds per frame 

seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming
Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.
seconds per frame by dragonbgn January 21, 2021

secondsary

A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.
Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.
secondsary by donandmarie November 8, 2009

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds 

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth 

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.
Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

12 seconds 

The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.
If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.
12 seconds by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006