sexamograph

it calculates how many people are having sex or reached they'r orgasm level

scientist 1:Boss the sexamograph is rising rapidly.

Boss:well what do u expect me to do?, tell the whole world how many people are having orgasmic sex.!

scientist1:yes

sexamograph by garryjk March 13, 2011

sextography 

The photographing of various body parts for use in sexual exchanges via text messaging or text / photo based hookup sites such as Grind'r, Jack'd, and Blendr. See sexting, sextographing, and texting. Coined while drunk in bar after friend commented on my sextographing behavior as being rather ho'ish.

She's addicted to sextography. I think she's collected more body parts for sextographing than jeffrey dammer had in his fridge.

sextography by getsKYLEd November 3, 2011

seismograph 

An instrument for automatically detecting and recording the intensity, direction, and duration of a movement of the ground, especially of an earthquake.

"Uh-huh, yeah.. The needle is moving back and forth really fast.. That's bad, right?"

seismograph by Camo The Great December 15, 2004

laser seismograph 

A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth

The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.

laser seismograph by Nafeesa January 9, 2006

sextographing 

The exchanging of photos in addition to or in lieu of text based sexual exchanges. See sexting. Compound of sex and photography. Coined while drunk in bar and watching gay male friends communicate - i.e. sending pictures of various body parts - on Grindr, Jack'd, and other hookup sites.

I had to block him because he kept sextographing me at the worst possible times. I don't want to have to explain his penis popping up in my notification center in the middle of a meeting.

sextographing by inajiffy November 2, 2011

sexographic 

A sexographic memory is the ability to recall the events related to previous sexual experiences in vivid detail, and the ability to 'see' much of this experience when recalling it in the form of a memory.

How did you remember I had a mole there? Because I have a sexographic memory

sexographic by RickyGotWords January 1, 2017

Seanography 

a video or picture which contains a nude Sean Thomas

Tom: Hey u coming out
Fritz: nah i gotta go watch some seanography

Seanography by dog man jump January 24, 2009