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A talk usually given by your parents during the teenage years about sex. It's often extremely embarrasing, uncomfortable, and random. Topics covered are, STD's, responsiblity, and protection.
Mother:I think it's time I gave you the sex talk.
sex talk by poopy head August 8, 2005

HBO sex talk 

When kids learn about sex by stumbling onto a porno, could be either a late night TV movie or finding something on the Internet
John never got a "birds and the bees" talk from his parents, he learned everything he knows about sex from the HBO sex talk.
HBO sex talk by Charlie043985 April 18, 2011

Real sex talk with Sue 

This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.
Things are getting real sex talk with sue in here!
Real sex talk with Sue by Savvy1 November 11, 2010

talk sex with sue 

the most hysterical TV show in the world. It's this crazy old lady who must be like, 40 million years old, and she gives people advice on their sexual problems, or answers questions she has. She gives you her personal opinion on which sex toys are best, and sometimes when she's telling someone how a certain position works, she uses these posable dolls. SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! The best show to watch when there's nothing else on.
You will die of laughter when you hear how serious sue says the word "clitoris," "rim job," and so on. Its on at 11pm on Fridays @ Oxygen. WATCH IT!
talk sex with sue by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex. 

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"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
Sexting but talking. Sexually flirting. (No physical touching)
Bro stop sextalking Adrianna!

I can’t, it’s addicting!
sextalk by wazzzapppp December 2, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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