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Sewer Ass 

A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.
John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"

Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"

Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."

Sewer Ass 

n : an ass that looks as though it could have been found in a sewer.

v : to file a lawsuit against a female
guy 1: So, what did you think of Stacy?
guy 2: She had a nice face, but a total sewer ass.

That bitch won't give me a refund! I'ma sewer ass!
Sewer Ass by Millertime!! January 24, 2010

Sewer ass 

Having diarrhea.
I have sewer ass.
Sewer ass by Merely January 20, 2009

sewer asshole 

When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.
guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole
sewer asshole by zombie prepper August 10, 2017

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!