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sexist drive-by
When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."
sexist drive-by by fatuousbacon May 10, 2017
Subway sexists
Subway sexists is so holy
I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes
I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes
Subway sexists by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021
Semistraight
Semistraight by British frog July 21, 2020
Sevita
Sevita is a quiet, timid girl before you meet her. Once you have been declared her friend, the fun never ends. She is a good listener and is easy to talk to. She is the brains of the operation, the one who ends all arguments with a better solution, and is probably smarter than you are.
If you ever meet a Sevita in your life, MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER!
If you ever meet a Sevita in your life, MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER!
Racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe
A term used by members of the “left” political spectrum to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically.
“You don’t believe in my new proposed law, you must be a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe”
“You are winning this argument, so I’m just gonna call you a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe to devalue your opinion”
“You are winning this argument, so I’m just gonna call you a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe to devalue your opinion”
Racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe by TheRealSlimShadyYo November 16, 2017
sevita
Sevita is probably one of the best people you will meet. She is super fun and sweet. She always knows how to brighten your day, with either a smile or a super long paragraph of why she loves you. She is very protective of her friends, and defend them with their life. However she will also think of her well being first. A Sevita is usually calm but can also be very passionate about her interests. She is always fun to talk to and hang around with. You don’t even have to be talking with Sevita to have fun with her. Just sitting together is fun when you are with Sevita. She is SUPER smart, and has a large advanced, vocabulary. She is an animal lover, an most likely has at least one pet/cat. A Sevita is mostly known for their talent or a part of their appearance.
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