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hung seventh grader 

a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to large adult
"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."

how seventh grade 

Phrase referring to the immaturity of another's statement, used as a put down.
Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."
how seventh grade by stockman09 October 30, 2007

Seventh Grade

The time that creates memories that you never want to remember.
"I looked through my seventh grade yearbook and had to wash my brain out with bleach."
Seventh Grade by Pseudonymmynoduesp February 5, 2015

seventh grade

Your first year of junior high and the most scary year of your life. The year that you are officially classified as a teenager. But you also act very awkward, start to mature or continue to act immature, and see how peoples personalities really are.
A: seventh grade was the most scary year of my life, but I saw who were my friends and who weren't.
B: same, I also started to look different.
seventh grade by Niall.horan.93 February 3, 2014

seventh grade

everyones a pussy in seventh grade.
seventh grade by ellieshoe December 12, 2018

Pyle Seventh Graders

Pyle 7th graders cant go 20 minutes without getting in fights with each other. The girls are innocent and the guys only want to hu but they all think they're 16 years old. Every Monday they come matching in their new bar mitzvah sweatshirts, and post when its 4:20 on their Snapchat stories. They hang out at football games, Starbucks, and sneak into each others houses.
Pyle Seventh Graders: Yoo its 4:20
Pyle Seventh Grader #2: you tryna put that on snap?
Pyle Seventh Graders by pylesucks October 10, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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