a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to largeadult
"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."
Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geekssmokedweed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."
Your first year of junior high and the most scary year of your life. The year that you are officially classified as a teenager. But you also act very awkward, start to mature or continue to act immature, and see how peoples personalities really are.
A: seventh grade was the most scary year of my life, but I saw who were my friends and who weren't.
B: same, I also started to look different.
Pyle 7th graders cant go 20 minutes without getting in fights with each other. The girls are innocent and the guys only want to hu but they all think they're 16 years old. Every Monday they come matching in their new bar mitzvah sweatshirts, and post when its 4:20 on their Snapchat stories. They hang out at football games, Starbucks, and sneak into each others houses.
Pyle Seventh Graders: Yoo its 4:20
Pyle Seventh Grader #2: you tryna put that on snap?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!