Seriusly? 

What you scoffingly retort when you hear a statement of questionable believably aired on your car's satellite-radio.

I saw an urban legend dat Willie Nelson actually sits around and repeats his famous "This is Willie Nelson, and you're listening to Willie's Roadhouse..." etc. many times per day, rather than his statement's just being an audio-recording dat is simply played back at appropriate intervals throughout da day. C'mon, Dude --- seriusly? Like dat famous country-music legend is actually gonna give up his entire singing-career just to blab da same old statement over and over each and every day???

Seriusly? by QuacksO March 30, 2020

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day 

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days

"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day by anonynonmous December 18, 2020

seriously penny 

A phrase used in south dublin whenever one needs to express shock , surprise , a dramatic expression , can also be said out of nowhere to surprise your friends

person#1: No like he said all this to me and then I knew he wasn’t the one

person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY

...
person #1: seriously penny ??
person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY!!

seriously penny by bouffbaby69 May 1, 2019

Seriously Aubrey 

Seriously (used to add emphasis), or also to express cynicism or incredulity ('you cannot be serious').

Late 20th Century revival, predominantly in Munster (Ireland), of a term first believed to be in use during the inter-war period in Britain. Neither the origin nor the reason for the revival are clear, but it is thought that there are some examples in the literature of Wodehouse & Waugh.

"Sean was goin' on about us all goin' to the gym before the pub, but we just looked at him, like, Seriously Aubrey, like."

"We tore into them pints last night, lad - I mean, Seriously Aubrey..."

Seriously Aubrey by jp10 July 30, 2009

siriusly 

Something you say when what you are talking about is so serious, it's gone Sirius Black serious.

"You're joking, right?"
"No, dude. I am not. Siriusly."

siriusly by Gennnnn March 16, 2008

siriusly 

Serious as Sirius Black.

Person 1: "Is Sirius siriusly dead?"
Person 2: "Ya, totes."

siriusly by Calloway June 5, 2008

just kidding... but seriously 

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious

Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

just kidding... but seriously by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006