sergeant's present 

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

sergeant's present by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band 

1) The most influential thing ever written while high.

2) An extremely popular Beatles album.

My favorite Beatles album is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by LukieInTheSky December 11, 2009

Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

sergeant stripes 

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.

I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.

sergeant stripes by bigmoney August 28, 2004

Sergeant Sausage

Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part

"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"

Sergeant Sausage by The Powers September 27, 2006

Sergeant Sarcasm 

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.

You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm

Sergeant Sarcasm by Mr Stan August 8, 2010

Sergeant Salami 

Another word for penis

Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?

Guy2: Yeah, what about her?

Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!

Sergeant Salami by sanderman900 October 25, 2009